Our blends available in our C-Cups. Keurig Compatible!
Breakfast in Bed A Light Roast of Guatemalan and Sumatra beans with real Ceylon Cinnamon and Nutmeg
Rated G for 'Get Up and Grind” Forget the hangover because this blend is your secret weapon to combat the aftermath of a wild night. Fire up the coffee machine, clear the morning fog, and let's brew some magic!
A bright-eyed blend of Guatemala and Ethiopia beans, tickled with hints of genuine Ceylon cinnamon and nutmeg. So delightful, you'll want to eat, sleep, brew, repeat!
7 Sins Blend A proprietary medium roast of 7 beans from South America, Central America, Africa and Asia Rated PG-13 for “Pleasurably Gluttonous
These aren't your traditional sins; they're the tantalizing titillations of taste. Delightful, Daring, Delicious, Decadent, Smooth, Sultry, and Sexy - like a burlesque show for your mouth.
Our concoction of seven sinful beans from the hedonistic realms of South America, Central America, Africa, and Asia. It's a veritable globe-trot of gratifying flavors. So come on, take a sip on the wild side!
An Italian Roast of Monsoon Malabar and Sumatra beans
Rated R for Ravishingly Robust
Dark, decadent, and downright sinful. This blend will coax your senses into sweet surrender and seduce you faster than a midnight rendezvous. But remember, mums the word! This secret brew will send tingles down your spine and make you question everything you thought you knew about coffee.
A bold, Italian roast of Ethiopian Sidamo and Indonesian Sumatra. Indulge, it'll be our dirty little secret!
BDSM Blend A City Roast of Tananian and Rwandan Beans
Rated NC-17 for “Nudging Caffeine-boundaries”
Buckle up, this coffee won't just spank your palate, it'll have you begging for more! It rouses you from sleep, and catapults you into a state of caffeinated ecstasy, leaving your senses screaming for a repeat performance! Always caffeinate responsibly - Remember, the safe word is: More!
A daring City Roast of Tanzanian and Rwandan beans. Remember the safe word!
Doom's Whiskey Barrel Aged Sumatra
Rated XXX for "Xtra X-citing, X-quisite, X-plosive!"
This coffee is so daring, it'll set your senses streaking! It's a tastebud skinny-dip in the waters of flavor town. A sinfully light roast that's a pure 'Oh my God!' in a cup.
This is what happens when innocent Indonesian Sumatra beans play hide-and-seek in a Doom’s Whiskey barrel; what emerged is a light roast that's pure, unadulterated coffee ecstasy.
Soft-Core Decaf Decaf Swiss Water Decaffeinated Sumatra Beans
“Unrated - but dripping with desire.”
The full monty of flavor, minus the caffeine climax. It's like the teasing strip show of coffee! How scandalous!
Sumatra Beans decaffeinated to perfection using the Swiss water process. Satisfaction guaranteed!
Orders are roasted and shipped within 24 hours, guaranteeing the freshest brew as everything is sourced and roasted to order.
We can't take coffee returns since it's perishable, but don't worry! If you ever face issues or order mix-ups, just shoot us an email at DaniDanielspr@gmail.com within two days of getting your order. We will do our best to ensure that you are satisfied.